“Keep in mind, Shanahan won ONLY ONE playoff game after Elway retired — ONE in 9 seasons!!!! So, be careful what you wish for Redskins fans.”

“How many Superbowls did Noll win without Bradshaw? How many Superbowls did Lombardi win without Starr? How many has Belichick won without Brady?”

“I heard the contract talks stalled when darkhorse candidate Ryan Handley, Offensive Line Coach at Lackey High School, decided to coach the team for ten dollars an hour.”

“Snyder and Shanahan. When egos collide.”

On Mangini and Cleveland

“6 more months till’ LBJ leaves too!”

“Its now 12:03pm in Ohio & Mangini has 3hrs & 57 min left on his contract with the Browns.”

“Not sure why these coaches from different ‘philosophies’ can’t work things out. Isn’t the philosophy to win? Wouldn’t the team be best served by having as many philosophies involved as possible? Just wondering, because it would be a mistake to fire Mangini at this point.”

Ron Turner Out in Chicago

“The real story here is that with one simple trade the Broncos and Bears both managed to make their teams worse. Kudos, gentlemen, kudos!”

“Good bye Turner, Hello Charlie Weis!”

“BAD NEWS BEARS!!!!!!”

“The bears organization sticking with Lovie Smith is just as frustrating as Lovie Smith sticking with Rex Grossman.”

“Oh what’s that you say? Those 40 something years before the Steelers finally won one don’t count? What have you done lately? Oh that’s right, you lost to a bunch of practice team players and waiver wire pick ups !”

“Only a true scumbag of a human would abandon his players and a 13-0 team before the biggest game of their lives.  Notre Lame knows no shame.”

“Once again ask CMU about the bowl game he didn’t coach in when he left for Cincy!”

“I’m not saying that this was not a good hire for Notre Dame…I just hate the way the system is set up.  Shouldn’t your coach be game planning for your schools $17 Million dollar bowl game in a few weeks? For some reason if a coach wants to switch schools before the true end of the season they can, but if a student wants to transfer he has to sit out a whole year. What happened to all the promises the coach made to the kids families just a few months ago when he recruited them?  What if this would have been the national championship game?  The Bearcats came within a Colt McCoy second of playing Alabama.  Remember a few years ago when Rich Rodriguez left West Virginia hanging dry before the fiesta bowl? You know what kind of hit Michigan’s recruiting took over this? I would not be comfortable sending my son to coach who did what he did. Its not fair to your current players and its not fair to the program.  The system needs to change.”

“Seriously, I thought Notre Dame would be better off hiring a female head coach.”

“So who gets to coach ND in 2013?”

“Everyone knew he would take the job, now hire Charlie Weiss Cincinnati.”

“How will they survive on only 185 MILLION DOLLARS ???”

“Every year the Yankees say they will cut payroll, and then they realize that Matt Holliday is on the market and only wants 20 mil a year from them, and then “HEY! welcome to the Yankees!” and then they think, “what the heck… why not get John Lackey while we’re at it?”

“Anyone who believes this, please contact me; I have some swampland in Florida you’ll be interested in. I’ll even throw in a bridge or two.”

“The Yankees have a budget? When did this start?”

“Just add a zero to last years “budget” – should work.”

“With the O line he’d have next year a black eye would be the very least of it.”

“Clausen did not fight back and left – talk about a microcosm of the Notre Dame season.”

“Whose parents go to the bar till 2 am on a Sunday night?”

“Parents that want to drink away the memory of sending their kid to Charlie Weis.”

“It’s simple. Clausen started something he couldn’t finish. It shouldn’t come as a big surprise, he does it every Saturday afternoon on the field as well.”

“Weis was not mum…his mouth was full of pizza.”

“We would have given you Mangini and a fourth-round pick for Jauron. That’s now off the table.”

“Dennis Green? He knows who the Bills are. He won’t let them off the hook.” 

“But T.O. still gets to keep his keys to the city, right?” 

“If Mangini comes to Bbuffalo I’m moving to another city.” 

Chiefs WR Dwayne Bowe Suspended 4 Games for a Diuretic

“Any truth to the rumours that the Bengals are pursuing a trade to get him?” 

“He should live in Minnesota – it’s legal to cheat there.” 

“Bowe knows steroids.” 

“So the 2-7 comes with an asterisk now, right?” 

“I know how Bowe feels.  Every time I watch the Chiefs play I have to take a crap too.”

“They need to step up their crime game if they want to go to Nebraska!!!” 

“These arrests should give Lame Kiffin a lot more street cred…..” 

“The SEC Officials during a couple of Tennessee games should be arrested for armed robbery with those whistles and blown calls!!”

“These guys all deserve the ultimate punishment in SEC football… Half game suspensions for each of them!”

 ”Who the heck do they think they play for? Florida state!”

“Any publicity for Tennessee is good publicity” -Lame Kiffin

“Nice Kiffin – you were recruiting for Tennessee, not the Raiders…”

“UT will suspend them until the game starts…”

“This is just great…athletes and convicts…I keep getting them confused…which is which?”

Chad Ochocinco Fined 20K for a $1 Attempted Bribe

“If Goodell had a sense of humor, he would have  fined him $1.”

“No Fun League strikes again.”

“It wouldn’t be a big deal, except the Steelers actually do pay the refs, so the NFL has to make sure nobody gets suspicious.”

“Just in… Drew Brees farted on the field.. Making other players sick.. $20,000 fine!”

“He wanted change for that dollar. Four quarters of favoritism. Fine deserved.”

“How could Goodell possibly even consider $1 a bribe!?! This is like “robbing” someone by flicking a rubber band! C’mon! If Ocho had flashed a quarter at the official, does he get a 75% discount on the fine ($5,000)? Puh-lease.”

“Fuel on the fire that burns CHAD OCHOCINCO! Goodell just handed him a 36 hour personal advertisement all about CHAD! Is Goodell really this dumb!”

“Yeah but if Johnson led with his helmet on a hit he would have been fined $7500.”

“He was fined for being an idiot. And on that basis he should be fined every day of his life. Every day. The guy is a flat out idiot. Period.”

 “Porter – your mouth is writing checks your body can’t cash.” 

“If you looked at the box score for this game you wouldn’t know that Porter even participated. His name doesn’t even appear in it, anywhere.  If a Porter falls in a football game and nobody’s there to hear it, does he make a sound?” 

“Do Patriots fans have their heads in the sand? C’mon, this is Joey Porter. Does anyone take him seriously? And the fact that the Patriots did and that Brady found it necessary to respond to that clown further shows what a little baby he is.” 

“Oh Brady, do you want some cheese with that w(h)ine…You’re one of the biggest whiners in football.”

 Mike Vick to Buffalo?

“For overrated players with too much baggage in their closets, if they are sending you to Buffalo it is not a good sign. How many players are telling their agents “see if you can get me a deal in Buffalo?” 

“How’s that TO thing working out?” 

“Great idea. With a shrinking fan base, what better way to eliminate ANY support you have left in Buffalo.” 

“Oh, sure, this will work. Only question left is the parade route.” 

“How about the Bills forget about Vick and hire Dungy as the new head coach?”

Why isn’t Sen. Arlen Specter asking for a congresional investigation into this cheating?”

“Man, poor Yankees. When are they ever going to catch a break and have a level playing field”

Snyder Apologetic Over Redskins Start

“Wonder when Dan will get around to apologizing for how incompetent he is as an owner. I can only guess at this point that he and Randy Lerner are in some evil competition to see which one can destroy a franchise faster.”

“You are what your record says you are.”

“Nice work on the sign ban. Freedom of speech squashed in our nations capitol.”

“Nothing says I’m sorry like stepping aside and hiring an actual football guy to run your football team.”

“Your fans have the right to show their feelings. What’s next, not allowing opposing teams jerseys into the stadium?”

“Don’t worry George Kokinis is available…….and Eric Mangini most likely will be too.”

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