Our first nominee for this week’s Brain Cramp of the Week goes to an old favorite, Robert Montgomery Knight. After finding out that he was being inducted into the Indiana University Sports Hall of Fame what does the wacky coach decide to do?? He announces that he won’t be attending the induction. Whaaat??? After years of somehow developing the mantle of “wronged martyr” in the state of Indiana, wacky Bobby has returned his reputation to the guy who threw chairs, strangled sophmores and made totally idiotic comments about the subject of rape! He couldn’t take the high road, even after the tragic passing of his former nemisis, ex School President Myles Brand which left him in possession of the field. The “general” clearly misread this situation and leaves himself with far fewer fans among the “Cream and Crimson” and more importantly a “Brain Cramp of the Week, nomination.

