“Remember when Joey Porter stopped talking? I mistook his silence for my own personal nirvana.”

 “Porter – your mouth is writing checks your body can’t cash.” 

“If you looked at the box score for this game you wouldn’t know that Porter even participated. His name doesn’t even appear in it, anywhere.  If a Porter falls in a football game and nobody’s there to hear it, does he make a sound?” 

“Do Patriots fans have their heads in the sand? C’mon, this is Joey Porter. Does anyone take him seriously? And the fact that the Patriots did and that Brady found it necessary to respond to that clown further shows what a little baby he is.” 

“Oh Brady, do you want some cheese with that w(h)ine…You’re one of the biggest whiners in football.”

 Mike Vick to Buffalo?

“For overrated players with too much baggage in their closets, if they are sending you to Buffalo it is not a good sign. How many players are telling their agents “see if you can get me a deal in Buffalo?” 

“How’s that TO thing working out?” 

“Great idea. With a shrinking fan base, what better way to eliminate ANY support you have left in Buffalo.” 

“Oh, sure, this will work. Only question left is the parade route.” 

“How about the Bills forget about Vick and hire Dungy as the new head coach?”