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Gators coach Urban Meyer easily wins our inaugural “Braincramp of the Week” award with his decision to “suspend” star linebacker Brandon Spikes for the 1st half of Florida’s game this week against conference rival Vanderbilt.  Spikes received this dire punishment for his attempted eye gouge on Georgia running back Washaun Early. Other possible “punishments” Meyer considered was limiting Spikes to one dessert or one joint after the team meal on Tuesday.  Come on Urban! Just because the drunken co-eds and boosters in Gainsville would elect you Emperor doesn’t mean the rest of us aren’t watching.

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